No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

We will never experience this again.

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that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

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forget everything i just said this is THE funniest thing forbes has ever published 

LNC: Willow Rosenberg Edition

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

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“I was living in my own world of books and love. The world was vivid and untouched. I felt free again —”

Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?

I’m going to pull seniority as a writer of crossovers for almost forty years and declare the answer to this:

The only plot that could possibly pit Batman and Perry the Platypus against each other in a physical hand-to-hand fight is one in which they both have need to lose and are both trying to throw the fight to the other. After about a minute and a half:

BATMAN (surreptitiously): You’re trying to lose, aren’t you?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS (nods warily)

BATMAN: [guesses correctly but in generic terms why Perry is trying to lose]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS (nods)

BATMAN: Same here. 

(NOTE: The threats come from two different villains who are not working together.)

BATMAN: Go for my cowl. Make it look good.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS (signs to Batman to knock his hat off) 

(BATMAN and PERRY THE PLATYPUS lunge at each other and seem to simultaneously knock each other out) 

DOOFENSCHMIRZ: A playtpus? Where did Perry go? 

GORDON: Why is Bruce Wayne fighting a platypus in a Batman costume?

DOOFENSCHMIRZ: It’s a platypus in the Batman costume??

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